Awkward Question

This morning as usual like every other morning...
After im prepared for work i will watch a little of tv while my dad gets ready... (We are only able to use one toilet in the WHOLE house despite there is a shower and a toiletbowl in the master bedroom. My mum forbid anyone of us to use it unless it those "cannot tahan, going to pee anytime" situation then we can use.. Becuz her toilet is where she keep all her make up storage..)

ANYWAY !
This is not the main point.
Main point is... The only difference this morning was Fatty is right beside me... (I seriously thinks he has a problem.. Who the hell wakes up so early on sch holidays?)
So.. We were watching FRIENDS on cable... As u know, Friends are actually quite liberal with their words... So the scene was when Phoebe got a condom during her public gig (im quite lazy to go into details)

Fatty : Ermmm.. Jie Jie Mei Mei (YES ! abit contradicting becuz technically Jie Jie mean Older sister and Mei mei means little sister.. Im the Mei Mei until he arrived ma.... So to make it less confusing if he calls me Jie Jie Mei Mei... *ok... this is more confusing* BUT WHO CARES !)

ARGH ! I cant get to my point !!! Ok... Back to the topic...

Fatty : Ermmm... Jie Jie Mei Mei, wat is condom??

Wa lau eh................. I didnt expect me to have to go thru this type of question until maybe my niece or nephew turns 9 yrs old or maybe another 10yrs from now? And if the question comes from MY child maybe another 13yrs before i need to face such awkward question !

And now at the tender age of 23. (ok.. i know many if u are quite experience with such question from a child but not me ma.... *twirling my finger awkwardly*) I have to face such question... As my mind was spinning fast for a perfect answer i couldnt help Diao-ing him for putting me in such situation.. Wat is a perfect answer to that?

1). Its something u use before u poke yr stick into another's hole? (SO CRUDE LAH)

or

2). Its something u use to avoid having KAYPO children like u. (Better?)

or

3). Just some slippery rubber which u can also use it as water bomb ! (lame)


So....
My perfect answer was....

Me : Just shut up and watch... Dun ask question can? Want to ask question then dun watch.

Fatty : Okie.....

*smiling proudly*

I chose to avoid it instead ! Yay !
Ok... Im ashame of myself BUT I REALLY DUN KNOW HOW TO ANSWER MA !
Damn... at least now i know how to deal with such situation in the future..

NEVER WATCH "FRIENDS" WITH A CHILD !!

7 more days to aussie !
I gave up on wat to wear for the trip.. I just bring lots of clothes so i can slowly choose.. i always wear the same old clothes anyway...
YES ! IM A BORING AND FASHIONLESS GIRL !
hurhurhur....

I hate and love my bf at the same time... He's just a jackass at times but i love this jackass of mine !!!
Urgh !