Some funny statements i read... Check it out !!

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy



OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime



SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.



GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.



LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.


PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.



DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the
same thing to them at funerals.

ARGH... been rotting since this morning le... so bored.. got nothing to do in the office.. me and cindy has been walking ard almost everywhere... hai... cannot go on like this leh... will freak out wan... although i portrait as a quite lazy person but im not ok !! im very dilligent to learn de... hahah...

This few days weather very suitable for staying at home to rot or sleep isnt it? but !! for those ppl who have to work (ahem.... me...) its very sad for us... First.. we cannot rot... can lah.. but not in the open of coz... secondly... we cannot possibly sleep in the office right?? Thirdly, we have to wake up early... TORTURE !! life is unfair.. how true....

Anyway, during the weekend.. i went shopping and watch harry potter with my sister... We went to a shop call (FOREVER 21) located at wisma, there i ask my sister a question...

"Jie, u are no longer 21, so i dun think u belong here...."

"ITS FORVER 21... Not just 21 wat... yr english fail ar? or u too stupid to understand the meaning of forever?" she argued..

Rolling my eyes to her stubborness..... "But.... Why kid yrself??" i replied...

This statement cause a big blue black on my arm... violence is cruel... words do hurt... physically i mean.. hai...

just then... my phone rang.... its kee lin...

"How's my crush doing??"

For yr information.. his crush is definitely not me... she's...... or is it a He... hmmm.. kidding !! anyway... cannot say... promise him le.. hahah..

"Are u insane? Shouldnt u be asking how's my bestest pal doing since u sms ME??" i replied...

"ok..... How's u and yr double chin doing?".. he smsed...

Best pal...... Total shitness.....!!! for yr information kee lin..... Im loving it(my double chin...) !! humf !!

Im back by popular demand.. haha.. Finally im happy with my blog and i can now start blogging again.. The reason why i didnt update recently was becoz i couldn find my past blogs and im quite pissed off with it... Im a perfectionist u see.. so if there's something wrong with the blog.. i rather not use it..! thats me.. haha..

But... Ta Da !! here it is now !! u can see my archives ont the main page... yeah... thanks to heng yee !! thank u !! thank u !! i will treat u eat lunch k? but only canteen food.. becoz i lazy go out... hahah..

Anyway, been at my new company for almost 2 weeks le... ppl here are nice.. lucky for me, cindy is here so i wont be so left out... Also.. my mentor Ming is nice too.. although he always say im very irritating... i know he dun mean it... keke..

2 weeks here and i have a nickname le.. 13 point.. its not a very good nick though.. it means.. Oh well... for those who dun know.. let remains this way.. hahah...

Last thurs and fri.. i went muar-malaysia on business... sound so profound right? but ACTUALLY just went there to see the production line... staffs who are not confirm are not suppose to go but i did.. hahah... lucky right? i will talk abt my trip in the next blog.. got to find something to do now..

Been rotting since 845.. shit !! later kanna sack... hahah... last thing... kee lin went to genting... that fellow really know how to enjoy life.. better buy me something of else....... hahah... cheerz....