Part 1 Office Madness.

Me : Boss, I need the contact for *something*

Boss : Call Mr Yip @ 9xxx xxxx

Me : *immediately begin scribbling down the number* Thanks.

Boss : How do u spell "Yip"

Me : *irritated* My spelling not that bad lor ! "Y-I-P" *Saying out loud*

Boss : Oh~ I do not know why u pee-ed. *Roaring in laughter*

-.-"

Those who are lost in translation.
Y-I-P = Why I Pee-ed.

LAME !

Part 2 Movie Madness

Watching a traffic police adversiment while waiting for the movie to start.

Little boy appear on screen : Hi ! Im Tucki

Des : *whispering to me* His first name is Ken

Me : *Looking puzzled* Why leh?

Des : Ken-Tucky. Get it?? *Burst out laughing*

Me : Wa lau ! *Joining in the laughter*